Cultivating Immortality? I'm in a Hurry to Get Home and Cook for Grandma and Grandpa!

I was a 996 office drone who died suddenly and woke up as a good-for-nothing in the cultivation world. While everyone else cultivates for immortality, all I want is to fix the teleportation array and go home to cook for my grandparents. The sect disciples work themselves to the bone. I clock out on time and run faster than anyone on a flying sword. The elders berate me for lacking ambition, so I pull out the law and say: “Overtime is fine, but sign an employment contract first.” The whole sect thinks I’m crazy, until I refine my first fast-acting heart-rescue pill…