Don't Get Lost: Faith in My Church Is the Only Way to Survive

“Pope Joshua, I hear you’ve confessed to crimes including maliciously undercutting your own prices, squeezing the other gods out of the market, and poaching their worshippers. Is that true?” “Absurd! Which article of the Divine Laws says monopolies are forbidden?” “B-but you’re a false god!” “The customers... the faithful have eyes to see. You don’t get to decide whether I’m real or false!” Thus spoke Joshua, pope of the most benevolent, compassionate, merciful, loving, glorious, and great Father God Church. [Faith-based development] [Dimensionality-reduction crush]