Zombie Naruto: Am I, Orochimaru, the Fifth Hokage?

As an original Naruto fan who knows the series inside out, I transmigrate into Konoha and become Orochimaru. Why is this Naruto world so different from the one I imagined? Are these things that bite and eat people zombies? These zombies can use ninjutsu too? And they're this strong? I don't want to carry out the Konoha Crush Plan. Please don't destroy my favorite lab... I mean, Konoha Village! Since it has come to this, the only choice is for me, Orochimaru, to protect Konoha! The disaster is temporarily contained, and with Danzo's support, Orochimaru becomes Hokage. The shinobi world is in chaos and Konoha is in danger, so Orochimaru has no choice but to use every means at his disposal. I won't use living people as sacrifices. Using zombies should be fine, right? I won't make villagers do hard labor. Using zombies for that should be fine, right? I'm the Fifth Hokage, Orochimaru. Follow me, and we'll make Konoha great again!