Hogwarts Will Never Surrender to Cthulhu

Synopsis: "Mr. Crouch, people celebrate your name and revere you as a pioneer of wizarding civilization. In your hands, magic is like art. Many Muggle-born people also accuse you of loving to show off. What do you think is the relationship between art and showing off?" "Art is showing off. I like that term." "I've been showing off since I was a child." Barty Crouch pulled off his cloak, revealing the bronze mark on his neck. "I switched back and forth between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix, working as a double agent." "Dumbledore trusted me. The Dark Lord never believed I would betray him, not even when he died." "I single-handedly wiped out the most dangerous dark wizard gang in history." "I brought about the end of Muggle civilization, then fought the Old Ones and Outer Gods from beyond the stars." "I built the Brass Holy City and forged a Yellow Robe barrier around our planet to defend against the awakening of the Ancient Gods." "Hey, I've loved showing off my whole life." He spoke excitedly. "And I pulled it off, hahaha."