Cultivation Company: Our Manuals Aren't Selling, Please Help Us Out

“Hello, student. This is the recruitment office for Wangchuan Cultivation Co., Ltd., in Penglai Province of the Jade Capital Immortal Domain.” “Yes, we work 007, not that cut-rate 996 nonsense.” “Unpaid overtime? Not a chance. We charge overtime by the minute.” “Three-year probation. Outstanding candidates can be made permanent six months early. Those who don't make the grade are sold to the Immortal Pet Park as snacks.” “Only 35? You may be too young. Our company's average age is already 79. We suggest asking next door at Painted Skin. They might like someone like you, who cooks quickly on both sides.” “What, you want five insurances and a housing fund? You little brat, your demonic feet are showing. Tell us, what are you doing in the human realm?” “To watch the Immortal Sword!”