At First, I Thought Cultivating Immortality Would Be Pretty Hard

I used to think that cultivating immortality meant sleeping under the open sky, sitting in meditation for a thousand years, braving secret realms, slaying demons, and risking death before finally glimpsing the Great Dao.

Then I discovered that the path to immortality was really just one enormous business.

The Heavenly Secrets Pavilion used its art of divining the heavenly secrets to develop Little Ai, Fellow Daoist.

The Heavenly Crafts Workshop launched a new shared flying-sword service. Didi Sword Rides took the continent by storm.

Some people were ruined overnight when their Cultivation Treasures investments crashed.

Others became popular immortal streamers, with tens of millions of fans in their live streams and a smooth path to immortality thanks to donations of spirit stones.

Some made a fortune selling pirated cultivation manuals from the various immortal sects.

"..."

As long as you have money, changing your spiritual roots, improving your aptitude, and achieving immortality are no difficult tasks.

What? You don't have any money?

Then you should definitely try the new product launched by the various immortal sects: Cultivation Loans.

If you don't take out a loan, your cultivation progresses half as fast. If you don't pay in installments, you'll be ruined for good.

"..."

(Also known as "The Cultivation World's Top Trust-Fund Kid")