I, the God of Misfortune, Am the Bane of Villains

I, Yuanbao, was born under an unlucky star. Anyone who comes near me trips while walking, chokes on water, or gets hit by bird poop the moment they step outside. Then I discovered that my bad luck only works on bad people. A human trafficker came near me, and his car got a flat tire. A scammer came near me, and got struck by lightning. An assassin came near me, and fell off a building. The people of the Guiyuan Society didn't believe in bad omens and insisted on taking the box my father left behind. Then they believed. But I never expected the box to contain a cassette tape my father had left me: “Yuanbao, you aren't an unlucky star. You were born under the ‘Mandate of the Celestial Star.’” From that day on, I stopped trying to dodge my bad luck. I'll make everyone who ever hurt me find out what it feels like to be targeted by an “unlucky star.”