Stop Rushing Me, I'm Writing a Song

[Transmigration + entertainment industry + lighthearted + slice of life + one female lead] Lan Xingyu transmigrates and becomes an unlucky guy who’s been laid off, with only a two-digit balance left in his bank account. Just as he’s figuring out how to make money, a washed-up diva shows up at his door. “Marry me in name only. I’ll pay you a hundred thousand a month, and you’ll get room and board.” Lan Xingyu agrees on the spot. Come on, only an idiot would turn down a deal like that. He thought he’d be living a happy life of lying flat and sponging off his wife, but right after the diva registered their marriage, her former company banned her. Looking at his contract wife, whose eyes were red with tears, Lan Xingyu sighed and silently pulled out a stack of handwritten pages. “Don’t cry. I’ve got a few songs here. You can use them for now.” Later, the diva became a legend with one song, taking the internet by storm. Later, a novel he wrote on a whim topped every online chart, and film and television companies lined up at his door. Later, everyone wanted to know who the man standing behind the diva really was. Lan Xingyu replied, “Don’t rush me. I’ll tell you after I finish this game.” Then one day, a distinguished couple in military uniforms showed up. When he saw the middle-aged woman who looked remarkably like him, Lan Xingyu fell silent. Wait, I never wrote this into the script, did I?