If I Don't Cultivate Immortality, How Much Longer Can I Hold Out!

The System “levels everyone out,” and the most ordinary person becomes the “baseline.” If I don't cultivate immortality, I might not make it through the day. If I do, even the chickens and dogs around me will ascend. But even with the whole crew assembled, we barely took down one little nobody, and I still ended up in the ICU. This System is useless, and my teammates are a bunch of “every man for himself” types! How do I get out of this disastrous start? We're all ordinary people, so why do I have to be the protagonist?! They all keep pressuring me: “Let's see how long you can hold out without cultivating!” All I can say is, the whole thing started with my childhood friend's blind date. She's a girl with a “nine out of ten” face.