My Girlfriend Is Imitating Humans

[Multiple heroines + hilarious comedy + urban setting + humanity backs down] Friend: “Your girlfriend is clearly not normal. She can carry a steel coil with one hand, and she jumped from the fiftieth floor without a scratch. I suspect she isn't even human.” Chen Fan: “So what? Do you want a medal for figuring that out?” Friend: “As a third-party contractor for Bureau 749, why haven't you contained this nonhuman entity?” Chen Fan: “She's not even human? Then what am I, a celestial soldier?” Exactly! So what if you figured it out? Are you going to sing her three hundred nursery rhymes to reform her? If you can't solve a problem, don't go looking for one. What good would it do us if she admitted what she was anyway?