I Have a Million Kicks. You Welcome the Enemy into the City.

Zhang Meng traveled to the fictional Zhou Dynasty. Became the tenth grandson of Emperor Jinghong. The dragon couch leads directly to the warehouse of our own fireworks factory. Emperor Jinghong had three hobbies: fish and water, elixirs, and beauties. When Beirong troops arrived in Kyoto, Emperor Jing Hong was busy trying to refine the new Tiger Tail Pill. Prime Minister Li: "Your Majesty, you have indulged in indulgence and committed all kinds of evil these years. Now I ask you to abdicate immediately and give yourself some free time." All the ministers: "Get out of here. Are you worthy of being the emperor?" Historian: "The new dynasty is about to be established, and the history books will be changed immediately - welcome the Beirong army into the city!" Zhang Meng sat down domineeringly and took out a world map...