Realm of the Dream God

My name is Lei Shaowu. I'm a sophomore in college, male, age classified. My hobbies are girls and “dreaming.” What? You don't know what “dreaming” is? Tch, what a country bumpkin. “Dreaming” means playing the ultra-realistic virtual reality online game Realm of the Dream God. I'm ranked thirty-second among its 120 million players, you know! My game ID is “Wandering Thunder God Lei,” and my class is Eastern Sword Immortal, a swordsman type. Class level: 69…