Three Kingdoms: My Counselor System Is Full of Bugs

Li Mo, 28 years old, is a fishing specialist in the strategic planning department of an Internet company. He is good at writing PPT, calculating probabilities, blaming others, and making up serious nonsense using Excel. When he woke up, he traveled to the streets of Zhuojun in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. He only had half a compressed biscuit and the trial version of the "Strongest Advisor System" that had just been activated. How unreliable is this system? ·The "Talking Confucianism" skill, with a 24-hour cooldown, has a chance of triggering a mouthful - if you want to call "Cao Thief" "Cao Brother" and "surrender" as "surrender". ·The "Tips in the Tips" function randomly gives out strategies, with a 50% probability of being a bad idea - asking him to "take advantage of the situation to rob someone," but he interprets it as "taking advantage of the situation to put out a fire" and ends up rescuing a fake jade seal. · "Stargazing" ability, can see the weather, but can only see the next two hours, with an accuracy of about 60% - "no wind tomorrow" was predicted, but the east wind picked up, and he was slapped in the face by Zhou Yu. But it happened that it was such a broken system, coupled with a modern social beast who could only draw big cakes, in the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms—— ·Deceive Liu Bei: Use a "brand strategic plan" to make Liu Bei cry and hold his hand. ·Manage Cao Cao's advisers: set KPIs, Guo Jia pretends to be sick, Xun Yu writes nonsense to make up for the word count, Cheng Yu just messes it up. ·Battle of Chibi: There was no wind in the forecast, but the east wind came. In his haste, he wisely said, "This is a way to provoke generals." Zhuge Liang smiled and said nothing. ·Guan Yu Huarong said: He said "Yiyi brother Cao", Guan Yu really released Cao Cao. ·Liu Bei shares shares: Guan Yu refused and said, "I want cash." ·Seven Captures of Meng Huo: Turned into a reality show, Meng Huo collapsed