HP: Tom Riddle Thinks He's an Alien

Seven-year-old Tom Riddle is convinced he is an alien. The evidence is strong: he can retrieve objects from the air, talk to snakes, cannot understand earthlings, and his parents have never come to pick him up. Apparently the ship was delayed. He reported the coordinates to the sky every night, but the spacecraft never came. When he was eleven years old, Dumbledore told him: You are just a wizard. Tom was disappointed for about a minute, and then found out that the floating spell could solve the load, the transformation spell could solve the cabin, and the bubble head spell could solve the oxygen supply. Since no one is coming to pick it up, make it yourself. Step One: Leave Earth. As for Hogwarts, pure-blood families, Grindelwald, World War II, dark magic, Horcruxes, basilisks and God himself - these are all minor technical issues that arise as the project progresses.