Infinite Cat Adventures

In the middle of the night, a girl's wailing can be heard from the depths of the cave, children can be heard giggling when the drum is beaten, English texts are read repeatedly on a tape recorder without a tape, and crazy humans calling themselves "explorers" are rummaging around the room... Please tune in to "The Adventures of Cat Hero" to uncover the truth behind the legend from the perspective of a mysterious cat. —— Monologue of the Cat Hero: Hello people, I am the Cat Warrior, and you are welcome to read my memoirs. This cat is 521 years old this year. Now he is sitting in the home of the adopted savage, blowing on the air conditioner, eating small dried fish, and happily typing this line ~ Ha, what a happy cat. *It is hereby stated that the story told by this cat is 30% true and 70% false. Any similarity is purely coincidental, and the right of interpretation belongs to the wild man of this cat.