It's Not That the Spiritual Energy Is Exhausted, It's Just That the Internet Is Disconnected!

On the day I failed the exam, someone forced me to buy a broken mobile phone worth 50 yuan at the flea market. It turned on by itself that day, and a pop-up window said: The Aura broadband package has been activated for you, and the first month is free. I reported it and it deducted five points from me. Later I found out that this broken mobile phone was connected to the "spiritual network" of all mankind. Modern civilization is a big formation. The spiritual energy is not exhausted, it is just connected to the Internet. And I, a loser in cultivating immortals who can't even retain spiritual energy, am the only person in the world who can see the loopholes in the barrier. So I was arrested by the Chang'an Department and worked as a "temporary barrier worker": I failed classes during the day, and at night I carried my cell phone around the city looking for signals to repair the barrier. All the great monks looked down upon me, until they discovered that they had not been able to repair the formation eye I casually pointed out for thirty years.