Errata

There is an owner's agreement posted in the elevator of the community. Article 3 reads: The owner's vehicle must be parked in a parking space. I worked as a proofreader in a publishing house for eight years. I suffered from an occupational disease and took a red pen to circle the word "". The next morning, I forgot the name of my old colleague. Later I discovered that each of the thirty-six buildings in this community had a different covenant. There are typos in every copy. Every typo takes effect literally. "People" need to be parked in the car, so sixty empty cars lined up in the underground garage to look for me. "Live animals" are not allowed in the corridor, so the dog next door was put into the wall. The outer wall could not be used to dry laundry, so the sheet was stretched straight and no one could pull it off. I have a red pen that can change a word in the rules. The price is that every time I change a word, I forget a piece of myself. Until I turned to the last page of the convention. Supplementary Provisions: This Convention shall take effect from the date of signature by Chen Yan. The date of signing was August seven years ago. The handwriting is mine. But seven years ago, I was in graduate school and had never been to this county.