Pangu Exe: Earth Format Log

[System prompt: Welcome to log in to "Earth OL"] My name is Aqiang, I work at the bottom level of the Universe Creation Office and have 4.6 Billion years of service. 4.6 Billion years ago, I signed for a blind box from chaos, and opened an ugly ball that was gray and still steaming. The instructions read: Running "Pangu. Exe" is estimated to take 18,000 years. I:? ? ? Do you still want me to run the script manually? Credit points will be deducted if you refuse, so you have to admit it. Double-click to run, the progress bar is 0.01%, And then I slump in the chair and wait. 18,000 Years later, the earth's hard disk partition was completed, the moon was smashed into a satellite, and RNA viruses were compiled in the primordial soup. I thought this was just an ordinary operation and maintenance task, until later—— Dinosaurs filled up the memory, so I sent asteroid. Dll to forcefully terminate; Nuwa came to me to repair the atmospheric firewall; Qin Shihuang insisted on running the "overlord mode", which resulted in a blue screen for 15 years; Wang Mang randomly changed the underlying code, and the system was directly rolled back; An Lushan launched a trust chain attack and the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty was interrupted; The Qing Dynasty refused to install "Industrial Revolution. Dll" and the system was completely outdated... Until one day, a group of monkeys who can write code grew out of this broken ball. They call themselves "human beings". The question now is: These monkeys are piling my shit mountain of code higher and higher, and they are asking me when I can get off work? Me: "... Wait for the day when you can fix bugs yourself." [System prompt: Civilization V8.0 Is running, please do not feed bananas.