Hogwarts: Starting with the Dursleys

My name is Daisy, and I am the only daughter of the Dursley family. My parents doted on me to the heavens, and there was also a little cousin, Harry Potter, who had a family accident and had to stay with us. But ever since I was born, I have clearly remembered that this was not how it should have been. Then I went to Hogwarts. By all accounts, this has been the weirdest year ever at Hogwarts. Only I know that this is not enough. After all, there are only more than ten years left before the Internet explodes. Voldemort? It's just a wild dog that can be killed with one kick.