This Is Ridiculous: I Transmigrated into a Clay Statue, So How Am I Supposed to Survive on the Road?

Everyone is thrown into the perilous official road to deification, where the rules constantly change. Anyone who fails to reach a relay station before sunset will be trapped in the Night Domain forever. Yet Zhou Xuan finds himself transmigrated as a broken clay statue, unable to move or speak, and can only rely on the Jiang sisters to carry him as they fight to survive. Everyone mocks the sisters for taking a burden along, and a Golden Core heretic even tramples the statue in public and severely wounds them. Only when Zhou Xuan uses his Divine Lord Descent Experience Card and kills the Golden Core cultivator with a single "How noisy" do people realize that this clay statue really can protect its followers. Zhou Xuan initially thinks he only needs to gather incense offerings, raise his divine rank, and protect his two disciples. But on the Quicksand Official Road and in the City of a Hundred Ghosts, he discovers that every rule-bound road leads to a fragmentary divine seat. The supposed battle for survival involving all mankind is actually a game played by the gods and Buddhas of the myriad worlds, immortal sects, and hidden powers, all fighting over incense offerings, roads, and the faith of the mortal world. Starting from a cracked clay statue, he must turn a broken cart into a spirit boat, expand a shrine into a mobile divine domain, and ultimately establish a new divine path on the chessboard of the myriad worlds.