A Sect Freeloader, Lucky to Have Joined During the Internet Boom

After transmigrating to an age when cultivation has declined and spiritual energy is all but exhausted, cultivators can only cast spells by burning their lifespans, spending money, and draining their vitality.

The timing couldn’t be worse.

The mortal world is in the final years of a dynasty, with warlords battling and demons running rampant. A demon star has fallen on Be mang Mountain.

And my golden finger is completely useless. The System thinks it’s the year 2000 and gave me a “Comprehensive Guide to the Internet Startup Boom”!

This is hard! My life is so hard!

What should I choose from here on out?

Should I become the first immortal to reopen Heaven’s Gate, or the mortal emperor who attains sainthood through martial arts?

Shen Chongshan, a slacker disciple of the Lingyun Sect, stood atop the walls of Qingzhou City and lamented as he recited:

Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven shall rise;

The year is Jiazi, good fortune shall bless all under Heaven!

Sigh… I’d better build up some traffic first!