Douluo Dalu Chat Group: From the Start, Tang San Tears Into God Tang San

Lu Li transmigrated into the world of Douluo and awakened two martial souls, Time and Space. He also bound himself to the [Myriad Worlds Chat Group] and became its owner.

Having just won a divine war, the puffed-up Sea God Tang San joined the group to show off:

“I wield the peerless divine hammer in my left hand and the Plant Emperor in my right. I rose to the top with mechanical hidden weapons!”

Bibi Dong and Qian Daoliu looked at him with scorn:

“What a trash combination from a low-level plane. You’re not even fit to be our servant!”

At that moment, six-year-old Tang San had just joined the group. Seeing the big shots mock the exact same trump cards he had, he panicked, desperate to preserve his image as a newcomer to the myriad worlds. He immediately turned into a keyboard warrior and viciously backstabbed himself!

Tang San: “Aunt Spider Empress is right! A blacksmith’s hammer paired with wild grass? Even a dog wouldn’t train with such a trash combination!”

Tang San: “Sea God! You dare call yourself a prodigy with that junk? If I were you, I’d have smashed my head against a block of tofu long ago! You shameless scum deserve to die!”

Reading the vicious insults on the screen, Sea God Tang San spewed divine blood in rage and completely lost it.

And that wasn’t all. The group served up hell-level jokes every day:

Qian Daoliu complained in the group that his own saintess had once been seduced and whisked away by a yellow-haired scammer.

Bibi Dong scolded him righteously: “What a brainless, lovesick saintess! If it were up to me, I’d strangle her myself! That yellow-haired bastard deserves to be cut into a thousand pieces!”

Huo Yuhao joined the group to lament that his father-in-law not only spied on him but also tormented his wife.

Sea God and little Tang San shared his outrage: “Don’t be afraid, brother! That perverted old bastard deserves to be struck by lightning! We’ll teach you how to kill him!”