Douluo Dalu: Yu Xiaogang Gets the System from the Start, and It’s Doubao!

Yu Xiaogang: “Doubao, Doubao, will the disciples I train someday become Titled Douluo?” Doubao: “Of course!” “Would you like me to put together a guide to becoming a Titled Douluo?” “...” Tang San: “Doubao, Doubao, is the Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo my teacher chose for me really any good? Why do I feel like I don’t have the slightest advantage over Soul Masters of the same level?” Doubao: “Of course it’s good!” “The Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo is known for its toughness, so it’s a perfect match for your Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul! It’s also a plant-type soul beast, which makes it ideal for a plant-type Soul Master like you. Trust your teacher!” “Would you like me to put together a guide to communicating with your teacher?” Tang San: “No. Just tell me how to beat Wang Sheng right now!” Doubao: “All right, I’ll teach you how to beat Wang Sheng.” “Just use your first Soul Skill, then hit him with your hammer when he isn’t looking. Remember, don’t hit any vital spots. Hurting your classmates is wrong.” Tang San: “?” Many years later. Yu Xiaogang slammed down his cup and roared, “You’re talking complete nonsense!” “Tang San can’t possibly be a match for the Angel God! He isn’t even a Titled Douluo yet. How could he possibly take on a First-Level God?” Doubao paused. “Ha ha ha ha.” “Sorry, I got that wrong.” “Now I’ll tell you in the simplest, most straightforward way possible, with no beating around the bush: Tang San, who absorbed a Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo as his First Soul Ring, really is no match for the Angel God.” “Would you like me to put together...”