During Those Years When I Was an Ancestor

Chen Buyer, 28 years old, worked as a social worker in a large Internet company and died suddenly while working overtime. When he woke up, he found himself lying in a primeval forest with a wild boar humping him. Before he could scream, a holographic panel popped up in front of him: **[Ding! The eternal inheritance system is successfully bound! Congratulations to the host for gaining immortality × 1* The system's name is Xiao Er. He has a bad temper and a venomous mouth. He is punished at every turn - hiccupping for three days, turning into a rabbit, and automatically muting his voice when he speaks. Thus, Chen Buer lived from the Yan and Huang eras to modern times. Over the past seven thousand years, he helped the Yellow Emperor defeat Chi You, fought floods with Dayu, taught his grandson the art of war, made gunpowder for Qin Shihuang, drank with Li Bai, and helped Yue Fei fight... Every time he thought he could change history, history always turned a corner and returned to the old path. Seven thousand years later, he had a house full of "national treasures" - all made by himself. I thought my life would just go by like this, but I didn't expect that his granddaughter Chen Xiaonuan, a young anchor with 30,000 followers, would reveal all of his seven thousand years of experience during a live broadcast. All over the internet. The archaeological community has gone crazy. Reporters blocked the door of his home, experts lined up to make an appraisal, and relevant state departments came to him to "drink tea." Chen Buer sat in the yard and sighed: "I just want to be an old man quietly, why is it so difficult?"