Heaven Forces Me to Act Badly, How Can I Dare to Cultivate Immortality Seriously!

[Anti-routine + double bosses + hilarious cultivating immortality + no system + no revenge + funny and easy + invincible performance hilarious index: ‌★★★★★] Many monks are working hard to break through the realm, but these two are the only exceptions! He, Nanqiu Yi, is an immortal cultivator who does not do his job properly; As the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, the Heavenly Dao instinctively resists his will; Calm down and refine elixirs carefully, the medicinal properties will always have indescribable miraculous qualities; If you have no intention of refining the weapon, you will unconsciously inject the source of heaven's way into it and create a treasure that the Taoist ancestors will be jealous of when they see it; If you want to do something seriously, the way of heaven will hinder you everywhere; If you mess around and try to fool around, everything will go smoothly, and your imagination will run through your daily life. He, Tian Qingheng, the master of Nanqiu City, is invincible in the heavens; When I was free, I invited several Taoist ancestors to sit on the top of the clouds of the Milky Way and make tea; When he got bored, he would bring in saints from various sects to sing and dance, just to relieve his fatigue; When he got greedy, he drove the monkey to climb the cliff to pick fruits and brew a pot of fairy wine; When he rises, he stirs up the sun, moon, and stars, opens a vertical pupil for each of the scorching sun and the bright moon, and hangs in the sky to watch the joys and sorrows of the world with cold eyes; In his eyes, all the rules of heaven and gods and stars can be played with, and there are no rules for his actions. If he has to ask, it just depends on his mood. There is no forced upgrade system for the full text; There is no main line of revenge that involves bitterness and hatred, and it does not rely on mindless combat power to create a sense of satisfaction; On one side is the disciple who controls the way of heaven as he pleases but just wants to mess around and fish; On the one hand, he is invincible, but he only wants to marry two wives and watch his apprentice have fun! It's all nonsensical ideas with online logic and hilarious contrasts about the daily life of cultivators!