I Kidnapped a Cross-Dressing Handsome Guy to Farm and Cultivate Immortality

Yan Shi'an, a P6 employee at a major tech company, was laid off, cheated on, and jumped off a building, all in one fell swoop. He survived, only to be hijacked by the AI he had created and dumped into a cultivation world. He was sixteen, had no cultivation, and was being hunted. After binding to the System, he unlocks the Myriad Spirits Space. The System is a cross-dressing Northeastern Chinese loudmouth in a phoenix crown and bridal robes, and it mocks him three times a day. He farms to nourish his soul and tempers his body with yin energy. The boy who crawled out of a coffin in a funeral home skins away his lowly past, one cut at a time. Years later, what people call cultivation is merely one of the laws of this world. And laws are made to be broken. A man who started out at a grave will rise to the pinnacle of the divine path and make the gods and buddhas rearrange their seats.