My No-Nonsense Daily Life Running a Tuina Clinic in the Cultivation World

“Sword energy flowing backward? Going berserk? You’ve clearly been using the wrong posture for too long, and now you’ve got a severe herniated lumbar disc compressing your sciatic nerve!” Chu Ze, a top modern specialist in martial arts bone-setting and massage, transmigrates to the cultivation world with expert-level knowledge of modern anatomy. He becomes a menial worker at a mortal clinic, without even the slightest spiritual root. In this world where everything else is inferior and only cultivation is supreme, Chu Ze discovers a staggering secret: these lofty cultivators who retreat into seclusion for centuries at a time are all seriously ill, riddled with occupational injuries! And so, the cultivation world takes a wildly absurd turn: A Nascent Soul patriarch is tormented by “Bone-Melting Yin Fiend,” suffering so badly he wants to self-destruct? Chu Ze: “Sir, your spine’s misaligned and pinching a nerve. Get on that brass mechanical traction bed and let me give you a good stretch!” A Buddhist holy monk practices the “Sixteen-Foot Golden Body” and goes berserk, his whole body stiff as iron? Chu Ze: “Severe ankylosing spondylitis. Regular techniques won’t work anymore. Go get my heavy-duty high-frequency impact drill. Today, we’re breaking through his defenses!” A great demon sage’s bloodline awakens, sending him into a rampage where he recognizes no one? Chu Ze: “It’s just a skull deformity pressing on the brain’s nerves. That skull’s too hard, bring me the large hydraulic expander…” With a pair of miraculous hands that can feel out every bone alignment and release every knotted fascia, Chu Ze uses nothing but physical methods to establish the grandly named Peak of Holistic Health Therapy at Qingyun Sect. At some point, the righteous alliance of the cultivation world began to change.