Brother Dao, Ascension Is a Scam!

The internet’s number-one debunking blogger. He kept debunking things until he blew the lid off mythology itself. Chen Dao is one of the top 100 creators on a video platform, and his main job is tearing apart rumors about all kinds of “ancient advanced technology.” He said that Qin Dynasty railways were nonsense, and experts called him an amateur. He said that the Sanxingdui people being aliens was bullshit, and netizens accused him of chasing clout. Then one day, following the instructions in his grandfather’s keepsake, a rambling old notebook, he sat with his eyes closed and meditated... From then on, his life took a sharp turn: What archaeologists dug up at ancient sites weren’t relics, but the wreckage of an ancient particle-transmission tower. In mythology, Gonggong crashing into a mountain wasn’t a fight. It was an engineer blowing up a tower. Nuwa repairing the sky wasn’t making clay figurines. She was rebuilding the global particle-circulation network. And the last line his grandfather left him read: “Dao, ascension is a scam!” Thirty thousand years have passed. The first batch of “ascended” immortals are still floating in the sky, waiting to fade away. And he’s been forced to go from “debunking blogger” to “the cultivation world’s last person who knows what’s going on”! A million “immortals” trapped for thirty thousand years are arguing: should they disperse, return, or drag Earth down with them? Chen Dao stood amid the ruins of the Buzhou Mountain site and lit a cigarette. “Hold on, let me get this straight. The truth behind nobody ascending for thirty thousand years... was exposed by a bunch of internet trolls?” Debunking pseudohistory × science-based cultivation × decoding an ancient civilization × myths from around the world No ascension, no saintly do-gooder, no playing the savior! It just so happens that he’s the only one in the world telling the truth.