What? I Can Store Negative Status Effects in a Pawnshop!

Jiang Che transmigrates into the world of immortal cultivation, starting out as a lowly spirit farmer. His lifespan is nearly gone, and the steward has even forced him to swallow a gut-rending poison. He's about to be dumped in the wilderness. At the brink of despair, the [Karmic Pawnshop] activates. “Ding! ‘Bone-Eroding Baleful Poison’ detected. Pawned death date successfully, converted into pure cultivation +100 and lifespan +1 year!” Jiang Che suddenly realizes that there's a whole new way to play this brutal world of cultivation. The negative status effects everyone else avoids are all high-purity, top-grade experience packs to him. A demonic cultivation technique backfires and shortens your life? You risk going berserk? I'll practice it! I'll pawn all the backlash, and instantly master the technique! Discarded pills in the market conceal fierce fire poison that kills anyone who eats them? I'll buy them! I'll eat them like candy and watch my cultivation skyrocket on the spot! An ancient evil cultivator secretly curses me, hoping to possess my body? Jiang Che grins. “Thanks for the meal, senior!” Years later, powerful cultivators from both the righteous and demonic paths tremble in fear. “Whatever you do, don't mess with Jiang Che! I cast the most insidious Ten-Thousand-Ghost Heart-Rending Curse on him. Not only did he survive, he shot up two major cultivation realms and scattered my ashes right there!” Looking at the storage rings of the big shots scattered across the ground, Jiang Che spreads his hands helplessly. “I was just an honest, humble spirit farmer. You're the ones who insisted on shoving food into my mouth.”