Douluo Dalu: My System? Let the Mayhem Begin Now

Xi Tong was hit by a massive truck while out and about. By a twist of fate, he became bound to a transmigration System. Was he supposed to obediently work for it? Instead, he hacked into the System's data and took over, turning the tables and making himself the boss! His consciousness was wrapped in the System's energy reserves, and the only way to rebuild his body was to burn through energy like crazy. When he made his escape, he even brought his best buddy along. When he learned he could choose his gender upon resurrection, Xi Tong was over the moon. Douluo Dalu was about to welcome the ultimate troublemaker! He forced Yu Xiaogang to cross-dress and cosplay as Long Yeyue, and locked Bibi Dong into a lovestruck System that would permanently seal her cultivation unless she fell in love with Tang Hao. He set Tang Hao up with a rage System that boosted his cultivation whenever he made people angry. Even gentle A Yin got a bold pickup line from him: “I am Xi Tong. Would you go out with me?” The System? Just a tool! The people of Douluo Dalu: What on earth has corrupted this guy?!