I'm Super Cool, but It's a Pity That I Always Overturn.

Him: The emperor is very attractive, the most attractive prince in the Daqian Dynasty. He thinks that his appearance alarms the imperial chickens in the imperial dining room. He pursues Su Wenwen, the eldest lady with a cold face, and has not smiled in ten years. He posed and she took a look. One glance. Not even a second glance. He recited the love poem, but half-recited it - and forgot about it. The second half of the sentence was entirely made up by myself. He was so courteous while serving wontons that he stepped on stones, causing the bowl to fly, the soup to be spilled, and his skirt to be dirty. She concluded: "My lord, you are a half-finished product." So he retreated. Retreat and think about fire. The fire does not come out. He doesn't go out. The fire doesn't go out either. How can it be cooked without fire? There was also a book seller at the entrance of the alley. When asked about the price, he only said "half". There was a knife-sharpener, a madman with the Three-Character Sutra, who kept sharpening his swords even after people were beaten to death. There was a gray donkey, looking ahead for a whole day, but there was nothing in front of him. There is an orange cat that specializes in trampling on people, and will not look at you with disdain after trampling on you. There was a man sitting on the second floor of the teahouse, eating peanuts and arranging peanut shells. There was a fortune teller at the east gate. He counted with his fingers and found that it was half. Give half truth to the court, half truth to the Su family, and give it all to yourself. Each of the three parties took half and put it together - all wrong. But he won. He said: "It's controllable and you win." I didn't turn it over. This king——squat. Squatting is also pulling. "This is a novel where everyone is seriously funny. The characters are serious. But they all found it super funny. Suggestion: read it before meals. Because... I'm afraid you'll get angry if you watch it while you're eating... After watching it for a while... You'll laugh until your stomach hurts - and the most important thing is - you'll die from laughing.