Why Are You Not Human? !

"I don't understand!" (Fenghua accent) "Why is everyone talking about me working as a detective on Tulip Street and being approached by all kinds of dangerous and unusual incidents?" "It seems like my detective journey is doomed to disaster!" Reporter: But Mr. Ian, you not only offended Her Royal Highness the Princess and her aunt, but you also turned the Saint of Dawn Church into a love brain full of waste. Just let the unfortunate son who is destined to devour the world just cry for you. What's even more terrifying is that you even let the disaster-level ghost story girl be your mother! Oh, sir, this is going to cost a lot more jail time! "This, this is the price of being a mature detective!" Reporter: Which one do you plan to marry? Ian, then the technical advisor of the Night Watch, the guiding moon that never gets lost, the beloved of the goddess, the winner of the Polaris Literary Award, the kingdom's famous bad detective, looked at the "women" in front of him who seemed to be about to fight, and looked embarrassed. "I, Chovy, didn't I agree that I would just deal with the weird ones? Why are they starting to fight?" "Also, I just want to have an ordinary relationship. Let's see which one of you here is worthy of you?"