I Have a Scientific Research System, but the Dean Has Connections

In a previous life, the King of Fishes was a grouper in a laboratory. The graduate student did not change the water on time, did not feed the food on time, and the experiments were lousy, but the paper said "change one-third of the water every day and feed the food regularly." Finally, in order to save trouble, they decided not to raise it. So the fish king starved to death. When it opened its eyes again, it was reborn as a human, and was also bound to a scientific research assistance system. From then on, the Fish King made an oath: In this life, it must make scientific research the best! Publish top journals, get funds, evaluate outstanding students, become outstanding students, and become an academician! By the way, let all the graduate students doing aquatic experiments all over the world know—— Fish also have dignity! I thought I had a system in hand, and the scientific research community has been pushing it ever since. Until King Fish applied for the fund for the first time. System: [After evaluation, the innovativeness of your application is among the top 0.3% This year. Fish King: "It's stable." Three months later. [Application result: Not funded. Fish King: "Why?" System: [Unable to parse. Only later did the Fish King find out—— The system can calculate genes, metabolism, and experimental design. But it doesn't figure out who Dean is having dinner with tonight.