America: Becoming an Exorcist Through an Inheritance

“Why did inheriting a huge fortune fail to make me financially free, and instead leave me facing the kill line?” “Sir, in America, you can’t inherit a fortune and achieve financial freedom too. You can’t have both good things.” “Then can I still go back to China?” “Sorry, you can’t…” Ma Xiu, who grew up in an orphanage, received the most “ridiculous” phone call of his life: he had a huge inheritance waiting for him in faraway America. He thought it was a phone scam, but it turned out to be real. Not only did he inherit a mansion in an affluent Philadelphia neighborhood, he also activated the Exorcist System. “Apprentice mission complete. Strength +1.” His bench press stunned the gym, sending shockwaves through the fitness world. “Exorcism mission complete. Equipment acquired: Enchanted Spray.” Once enchanted, pots, pans, and other household items became deadly weapons against demons and lucky charms for people. Chinatown had found its strictest feng shui master. “Demon Pazuzu sealed. Ability acquired: Fight Evil with Evil.” Whenever a demon or human harbors ill will toward you, all your stats receive a huge boost. Both the living and spirit worlds of America gained their most “evil” “villain.” Years later, the man standing at the pinnacle of America said, “Compared to those rotten financiers and politicians and those utterly wicked demons, inheriting that fortune was the most nerve-racking part. I almost got ‘killed’ right then and there.” Also known as: From Inheriting a Fortune to Facing the Kill Line; America: Exorcist of Two Worlds