Desert Island Survival: My Cultivator Big Brother Can't Hide Anymore

Su Yan was a washed-up entertainer in the industry, infamous for his calculated, girly persona. Driven to desperation by a scheming top-tier star from a rival camp, he signed up for a hellish island survival reality show featuring families of ordinary people. The whole internet's haters got their snacks ready, eager to laugh at his poor, ordinary family crying on the island. But once the show aired, things got increasingly absurd. While the rival star's team worked themselves to the bone trying to start a fire by rubbing sticks together, Su Yan's useless dad dug a hole in the beach from the start and buried himself in it, embracing the idea of resting in peace while saving energy and electricity. His daredevil little sister grabbed a poisonous mushroom from the island and stuffed it into her mouth just to see what it tasted like. Foaming at the mouth, she still danced around and shouted, “Bro, I can see little people dancing!” Su Yan faced the camera with reddened eyes and said in his signature sugary, passive-aggressive tone, “Please don't blame my sister. She's just too hungry. Unlike our top-tier star brother, she doesn't have fans sending her food. It's fine if we have to suffer a little.” Just as the haters were getting ready to cyberbully him across the internet, the production team released a raging wild boar weighing three hundred jin to boost ratings! Su Yan shrank in fear behind his big brother. The man, wearing a tank top and rolling walnuts in his hand, gave a cold laugh. He pinched the boar's tusks between two fingers and flipped it over his shoulder, knocking it out. Then he even planted a foot on its head and taunted it in front of the camera. “This pig's no good. Why'd it fall over the second I touched it? Su Yan, did you secretly drug it? Look how wronged you've made this poor wild animal. It's rolling its eyes!” The comments exploded: [You call this an ordinary person? Is your brother cultivating immortality or what?!] Overnight, Su Yan used his fake-sweet persona and his unhinged family to step on his rival and become an overnight sensation in the entertainment industry!