Naruto: Naruto Returns from the New Three Kingdoms

[You can enjoy this even if you haven't watched New Three Kingdoms]

“Heaven's will is still after me!”

My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I transmigrated into the world of New Three Kingdoms, defeated heaven's will, and returned safely to the ninja world.

I planned to graduate as usual and work my way up from Genin to Hokage.

But, as it turned out, the ninja world has a will of its own, too.

What is heaven's will?

It's an invisible pair of giant hands!

Why is the Third Hokage growing more and more incompetent? How did the Professor of Ninjutsu turn into a decrepit old man?

Heaven's will has made everyone stupid!

It has even infected the entire ninja world with the Will of Tyranny.

The stronger you are, the more you're bound to be...

Whether you're the Hokage's son, the Kazekage's son, an Uchiha descendant, or an heir to the Hyuga Clan!

Every last one of you!

The old Naruto used to think people hated him.

Now Naruto only sneers. “To hell with heaven's will and its script!”

He looks at the Nine-Tails in his belly:

“Hey, you've been living in my body for ages. Aren't you going to pay some rent?”

“What? You're broke? Then pay with chakra!”

“From today on, if heaven tries to blind me, I'll pierce the sky!”