Datang: Cash Back After Being Imprisoned, Angry at Wu Zetian at the Beginning

[Historical Fun Article] [The No. 1 Troll in the Tang Dynasty] [If you are not crazy, you cannot become a Buddha] [Being in jail makes me happy] During the Dazu period of the Wu Zhou Dynasty, the female emperor came to court. The time-traveler Li Yan awakens to the jail cash rebate system - as long as he is imprisoned by the emperor's decree, he can get millions of cash back in modern times for every day he spends in jail. For the sake of his future sexual happiness, Datang now has a professional troll. "Wu Zhao, you favor your male favorite and kill your grandchildren with your stick, which is contrary to human ethics - the great Zhou Dynasty will die because of you!" "Li Xian, your daughter has overstepped her bounds and you have brought shame on men. Are you worthy of being the emperor of the Tang Dynasty?" But the strange thing is that the harder he sprays, the more everyone thinks that he is the most loyal minister of the Tang Dynasty. The more Li Yan wants to go to jail, the more he becomes an official. When he was getting old, Li Yan, who was already the Grand Master of the Tang Dynasty, a veteran of three dynasties, and the founder of the Kaiyuan Dynasty, cried and said to the new emperor: "Your Majesty, the thing I regret most in this life is that I scolded people too harshly..." The new emperor held his hand with tears in his eyes: "I understand that the Grand Master has worked hard to restore the Tang Dynasty. If you have any unfulfilled wishes, it doesn't matter if you say it.' Li Yan Lailei: "No, what I want to say is, can you throw me to Dali Temple for a few more days before I die? House prices in my hometown have fallen sharply, and I want to save another villa..." The new emperor was silent for a long time, then turned to his left and right and said: "Come here, tell the imperial doctor quickly - the imperial doctor is crazy. ' Li Yan looked at the room full of royal relatives and relatives seeing him off, and closed his eyes in despair.