Those Bad Things in Heaven

Heaven may have never told you that the Jade Emperor gets up more angry every morning than your boss. Three hundred years ago, the value of incense in the mortal world plummeted by 30%, and the faith index fell below the red line. In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor smashed the case to pieces for the third time: "Reform! Reform is necessary!" The gods in the hall looked down at their toes, and the curtain general whispered: "He also said the same three years ago." So Heavenly Court established a mysterious department: the Cleansing Department. The job is simple - speak for mortals. Use the most down-to-earth tone, write the sharpest complaints, and sign the most quaint pen name. "The Jade Emperor also drinks porridge" and "Why is the Queen Mother so stingy" became popular overnight, and the popularity rebounded, making the Jade Emperor very happy. No one asked: Whose hands are those? The new literary official Shen Mo didn't ask. He is just a low-level writer who translates the cold data of Tiandao - "Adjustment of belief conversion rate to 4.7%" - Into adult language every day: "The Jade Emperor is also a human being, and he also has troubles." Until he discovered that the criticism plot he made up was used by Lei Bu to arrest three real immortals. The false story he wrote became the real crime. He asked the leader who had written the story for three thousand years: "Who are we speaking for?" The first person was silent all night, and then handed over a blank jade slip: "I have written the title, you can fill in the content." There are seven words engraved on it - "Those Rotten Things in Heaven". The cleaning department was quickly withdrawn. Shen Mo was assigned to Pantaoyuan to keep accounts. But every night, he secretly writes a book about the truth about the Cleansing Division.