Douluo Ultimate: I Loaded an Ad Page

[Watch a 60-second ad to receive a mysterious gift pack] [Would you like to watch?] Huai Yu died suddenly and transmigrated to Douluo Dalu, only to discover that he had arrived too late, in the era of Douluo 4. The continent’s balance of power was already firmly established, with the Tang family holding absolute sway. Knowing he couldn’t beat the Tang God-King in the heavens or the Little Dragon God on the ground, Huai Yu wisely decided to give up and simply eat, wait, and die. On the day of his Martial Soul Awakening, an ad popped up before his eyes. [Would you like to watch a 60-second ad to receive a mysterious gift pack?] Huai Yu stared at the screen, dumbfounded. “Why is my cheat watching ads?!” [Would you like to watch?] As the glaring text flashed repeatedly, Huai Yu promptly chose to watch. 60 seconds later... [Congratulations! You have received the Primordial Ice Demon God Soul Spirit!] Huh?? Looking at the reward from the ad, Huai Yu couldn’t stop raving about it. “Ads? I’m all about ads!” [Would you like to watch a 20-second ad?] “Yes!” [Congratulations! You have received the Get Stronger with Every Breath System!] “Wait, hold on. Tell me what you just gave me!” “A System?” “Who gives someone a System for watching ads?!” Other people’s Systems make them work themselves to the bone completing missions, then toss their Hosts a few measly rewards. My ads just make me watch a few dozen seconds and give me both items and a System. I’m going to cry. [Ad page: I have no idea either. I just feel bad for everyone watching this screen.]