Football: What a Garbage System!

Qin Hao was hailed by Chinese media as Zheng Zhi's successor. At sixteen, he chose to go abroad. Two years in Europe, two years bedridden. Just as he was preparing to return home and enjoy life as a happy rich second-generation heir, he awakened the Hexagon System. [Congratulations, Host. You have obtained a national-level skill pack.] [Chinese striker: Wei Shihao's "Fruit Basket Warrior" brutal sliding tackle skill module] [Effect: When you commit a malicious foul, you have a certain chance of increasing the likelihood that your opponent will break a leg. The trigger probability varies with your aggression stat. (You must apologize after the match by sending a fruit basket.)] [Congratulations, Host. You have obtained a continental-level skill pack.] [Portuguese coach: Jose Mourinho's "Rooting Out the Mole" skill module] [Effect: If a mole leaks information from your team, you can always identify the culprit with ease, instead of leaving it an unsolved mystery for ten years.] [Congratulations, Host. You have obtained a world-class skill pack.] [Spanish midfielder: Sergio Busquets's "Actor" acting module] [Effect: When fouled by an opponent, use wildly exaggerated acting to win the referee's sympathy. The offending player has an additional 30% chance of receiving a red card and being sent off.] Qin Hao: "What kind of garbage System is this?" He had thought this ridiculous System couldn't get any more absurd, but this was only an appetizer. What awaited him was...