Miss, Please Behave. I Just Want to Go Home

The good news: I transmigrated to ancient times, became rich, handsome, and powerful, and got bound to a Central Air Conditioning System. The bad news that sounds like good news: The System tells me every woman in the land is head over heels for me. The good news that sounds like bad news: If I don't lower their affection for me, they'll turn into yanderes, and I'll be “pleasured to death,” in the literal sense. But the definitely good news: If I lower their affection for me, I can go home! So, to stay alive and get home, I have no choice but to be a total jerk. “I don't want to be your friend.” “Are you trying to make an enemy of me?” “I don't like the silent treatment.” “Are you asking me to fight you?” Beautiful women across the land fall for him, with noble young ladies blocking his door and beauties fighting over him. As he juggles countless lovesick women, he also uncovers secret after secret along the way. Ladies, please behave yourselves. I just want to go home!