A Life in Another World, Starting by Scaring Off an Evil God

When you gaze into an evil god, the evil god gazes back at you. When you ask an evil god for wisdom, the evil god will ask for your wisdom in return. Let’s see what wisdom the evil god gave me... Turn life into numbers, so even having your heart ripped out won’t kill you right away. Pair that with the ability to offer flesh and blood in exchange for power, and I’m invincible! Thanks, evil god! You’re such a nice guy! Now let’s see what wisdom mortals gave me. [I’m Milk Dragon, I’m Milk Dragon, I’m the real Milk Dragon] [Haha, don’t laugh] [Beepila, my sword and shield] After reading all that, the evil god fell silent for a long time, then quietly poked out its own eyes.