Facing the Sunshine Grandly

"You just said you were dead." Li Yan asked. My girlfriend nodded: "Yes." Li Yan was horrified: "Then you brought it down for me, right?" The girlfriend waved her hand: "No, your ex-girlfriend replaced me." Li Yan was shy: "She is quite nice... Wait, is she dead?" "It's hard to say," my girlfriend sneered, "You're still thinking of a way." Green-white fingers climbed up to Li Yan's neck and tightened suddenly: "Son of a bitch! I knew you were a scumbag."