Why Is My Cultivation System so Unreliable?

Meng Fu has become cannon fodder in the world of cultivation - the golden elixir has been broken and will be refined into a cauldron in the future. At the same time, an electronic sound sounded in my ears: Ding! Congratulations to the host for binding the most powerful immortal cultivation auxiliary system: Doubao! Meng Fu: ... Is that the serious guy who talks nonsense and apologizes seriously with a playful smile? The spiritual root was about to be dug up, and Doubao asked her to hide the spiritual root in her soul. Meng Fu: Where is the soul? Doubao: Haha, I apologize, there is no soul in the world of cultivation~ Meng Fu gritted his teeth: Water Spirit Root... No, how to decompose water? Quick answer: Electrolysis is the most commonly used method. Meng Fu used the thunder to electrolyze his water spirit roots into hydrogen spirit roots and oxygen spirit roots - the junior brother who came to dig up the spiritual roots was chopped into pieces. The dragon clan was attacking fiercely, and the elder pushed her to block the knife. Meng Fu asked Doubao how to kill someone, but Doubao refused: murder is illegal and not advisable! Meng Fu had an idea: Look at those dragons, who did Father Dragon have children with? Doubao answered seriously. She imitated the elder's voice using the telephony: That one looks like the one born from the green-mouthed mussel, and that one looks like the one born from the Eastern Star Banner~ There was dead silence in the whole place, and the elder could not argue. Some people want to force her to practice double cultivation, but Baobao reminds her: It violates public order and good customs! It is recommended to call the reporting hotline - ah, there is no such thing. Meng Fu skillfully opened the "Bag User Manual": I want to dress for a date. The system instantly recommends: bellyband outer wear, spirit stone belt, phoenix feather scarf... The male cultivator's pupils were shaking: Sure enough, the holy body of pure yin... The yin is boundless! Many years later, Meng Fu touched the head of the electronic dog in his pocket: How did I become a giant in the world of cultivation? Doubao: Probably... A mistake?