Sanxian, Don't Panic, I'm Just Asleep

Thunder is bold, the opposite of what its name suggests. In my previous life, I set up a street stall selling lightning rods with the slogan "Guaranteed exchange for lightning strikes". However, I was actually struck by lightning - including the person and the stall, and I was physically saved. Opening his eyes again, he traveled through the Taixuan Realm and became the lowest level of casual cultivator: third level of Qi refining, insulated spiritual roots, with combat power approximately equal to that of a spiritual chicken. Good news: He is bound to the Lei Department temporary worker system and possesses the Holy Body of Lei Source. Bad news: In the Holy Body Seal, the condition for unsealing is to lose consciousness - it can be triggered by fainting, falling asleep, or being scared to death. So there was a strange person in the world of cultivating immortals: He was so frightened by bargaining while setting up a stall during the day that his heart beat 180 times; when he entered the secret realm, he cried and stepped on the thunder formation, and eight thunders struck down from the sky, and the howl was louder than the thunder. But as soon as he closed his eyes - thousands of thunders fell silent, a sword stung, and the corpse of the third-order thunder scale python was separated. When he woke up and hugged the snake corpse, he collapsed: "Who killed it?! Senior, please leave a name!" Everyone bowed down and said, "Senior, it's you." From then on, the legend that "the power of thunder is hidden deep in Luoyun Town" became out of control. And Da Neng himself was squatting behind the stall, counting spiritual stones, and bargaining with the system: "Next time you fight for me, can you ask me first?"