2058 Shenxia Fengshen: Lazy People Win the World

It's just football, there's no need to risk your life. If I can win standing, I will never win by running. Other people stay up until three in the morning practicing shooting, while I sleep until three in the afternoon and eat takeout. The ball will run into the goal on its own, so what's the rush? Whether it is a tactical board or a running route, when I stand on the court, the ball will naturally find the most comfortable place to stay. The secret to winning is not to take winning seriously. The more afraid you are of losing, the more you have to try your best to win. If you don't care at all, the whole world will panic with you. The "laziness" our ancestors talked about is not just lying down and waiting to die, but being too lazy to engage in useless internal friction and spending all your energy on the most critical kick. Experts say I have no professional qualities? I have been playing football for 20 years, and my grandfather has been watching football for 50 years. Together, we know more about football than you do. Others are so tired after running for 90 minutes that they vomit, but I can still find time to eat half a box of leeks after running for 90 minutes. Winning is never about who can endure better. Would you like me to help you change these golden sentences into a shorter personalized signature version? You can just copy it and use it😎

🥱 Personalized signature version of the famous sayings You don't have to play hard, you just need to lie down to win Refuse to involute, the ball will go in by itself Relax on the field, and let the game come to you Don't stay up late, still be a god With the leek box in hand, I walk sideways on the field Treat all the scolding on the Internet as white noise Football for lazy people, never internal consumption

‌Anti-involution comedy‌ is a new type of comedy creation currently focusing on dispelling the anxiety of excessive competition. The core is to use absurd and contrasting plots to deconstruct the involution logic of "success only and performance first". ‌Core Features‌ The protagonist takes the initiative to break out of the traditional routine of "desperately upgrading, engaging in counterattacks", and adopts a relaxed state of "wanting to lie down, being afraid of trouble, and rejecting meaningless internal friction". He reaps positive results unexpectedly and uses a lot of laughter to release the realistic sense of oppression of working as a worker. ‌Representative Works‌ Xianxia light comedy "Salted Fish Ascension", workplace crime comedy "Burst Pipe" spin-off, classic sitcom "Wulin Gaiden", etc. Are all typical anti-involution comedies, accurately hitting the emotional pain points of contemporary audiences who refuse to be internalized.