Regarding the Fact That the Hairpin Is Actually an Alien USB Flash Drive

I am Y-NO-07. You can also call me by my scientific name: Superdimensional Quantum Storage Array—Y-type compressed state memory crystal. I am a universal portable storage device for the Milky Way, with a capacity of 5Zb, produced by the Betelgeuse Industrial Satellite Belt. My last owner was an otaku named Zig Bubble Teapot. He spent three years stuffing 12PB of encrypted compressed files into my body. What is the content? Okay, let me get this straight: it's all inappropriate stuff. Later, Zig forgot me in the space station Internet cafe during an inter-galactic trip. The supernova alarm sounded and everyone was evacuated. I was knocked away and rolled into a garbage ship containing other space junk - such as the Beta-7 loyalty threshold detector and the Ω-3 single-molecule hardened coating - and the like. I was captured by the earth's gravity and landed in the vegetable field on the outskirts of Jinping Prefecture, Jiannan Prefecture. An old farmer picked me up, looked at me, and threw me away. Until that day—— This is a novel about salt policy reform. Mountain people, aliens and non-human beings are all packaging. 1. It is a pseudo first-person perspective. 2. Not a cool article. 3. A serious drama. (The conspiracy is more hard-core) 4. The language style is a mix of ancient white and science fiction.