How Could I, as an Ordinary Person, Be an Ancient God?

"This court declares the submission to be sentenced to 6.42 Million years in prison." During the suspect's statement under the court, two police officers stood up and yelled, "I don't accept it! I'm just an ordinary person! How can I be an ancient god!" .... It's just my pet, so cute. Judge: "This is obviously a giant beast that eats planets for a living." It's called Xiaokang, and it's just my assistant robot. Machine Tribe: "Meet the leader, Lord Kang!" This is just a load I raised. Passer-by: "I'm just trying to make a fool of myself." As an ordinary person's statement, I just feel that the world has misunderstood me. I am just an ordinary ordinary person. How could I be an ancient god?