I Support the Whole Court with My Sand Sculpture Skills

Lin Chen, a modern social animal, woke up and traveled to the streets of Chang'an in the third year of Zhenguan. At the beginning, he became a refugee with three things: no system, no background, no savings, only a ragged linen clothes and a brain full of modern common sense. Facing the Tang emperor's honor guard, when others knelt down to beg for mercy, he refused to kneel down—— "The common people are covered in dust, and they dare not tarnish His Majesty's dragon spirit with their humble and dirty bodies!" One sentence made Li Shimin happy, made Wei Zheng blush, and made Cheng Yaojin laugh until he slapped his thigh. From then on, Lin Chen used the common sense of life, business logic, basic science and social animal language skills after a thousand years to carry out crazy dimensionality reduction attacks during the Zhenguan years. While others control dust, he sprays water to reduce dust; While others calculate taxes, he uses statistical tables; When others were arguing about the etiquette system, he directly used the logic to defeat the big boss in the court; Others wanted to mess with him, but he took out a bunch of "the most intelligent operations in the world" and confused the emperor, ministers and people. Li Shimin: "Lin Chen, this method of yours is unheard of, you are really strange!" Wei Zheng: "Absurd!... Wait, it seems to make sense." Cheng Yaojin: "This guy talks all kinds of lies, I, Cheng, am convinced!" From homeless people on the streets to celebrities in the court, from the streets of Chang'an to the chaos of Zhenguan, Lin Chen used the most ridiculous method to clearly govern the Tang Dynasty. This is a story about a modern social beast traveling through the Zhenguan era, relying on wisdom, tongue-in-cheek and sand-sculpting skills to hilariously entertain the entire Tang Dynasty.