After Divorce, My Ex-Wife Stole My Shura Summoning Device

[Decisive and ruthless] [Power behind the scenes] [Armor Hero] [Lighthearted contrast] On the day we signed the divorce papers, my ex-wife, a billionaire CEO, took the “ancient flip phone” from my pocket. She thought it was just an old relic of mine, never realizing it was the ultimate weapon capable of shattering stars: the Asura Summoner! As soon as she left the cafe, three extraterrestrial monsters cornered her in the underground parking garage and hunted her down. At the critical moment, violet lightning tore through the void! The Asura Armor made a mighty entrance, teleporting in and knocking out every enemy in two punches! Lu Juecheng has retired for good and only wants to open a private seaside restaurant called “Returning Tide” and enjoy a quiet life. But somehow, life keeps taking strange turns: An Miu Xiu, the incognito captain of the Netherworld Legion, takes a job wiping tables and washing dishes for a monthly salary of eight thousand; His rich brother-in-law, the Black Rhino Armor, ends up with childhood trauma after Lu kicks him, then shows up with three hundred thousand in cash, begging to learn the art of water control; The new Nava spreads rumors across livestreams all over the internet that “the God of War has fallen,” then gets slapped away by a mutated sea monster! When a disaster-class behemoth attacks the coastline and viewers across the internet fall into despair, Lu Juecheng casually puts on the most ordinary man-made armor and calmly waves a hand: “Retreat!” The sea parts like Moses commanded it. Ten thousand tons of seawater surge backward, wiping out the enemy in an instant! Everyone is horrified: We were told you were a down-and-out ex-husband. How are you the ultimate disaster-class God of War?!